Parenting is hard. Parenting multiple children is even harder. It seems like there is never a quiet moment. It seems as if there is always a god damn tantrum about to happen. I'm not gonna lie, I never understood why parents were so exhausted all of the time before having kids. Hell even after having just… Continue reading Tantrums and Meltdowns: How I Handle Them Without Losing My Shit
Yesterday was one hell of a day. One of those days where if I wasn't a mother, I would probably have ended up day drinking. Then again if I wasn't a mother half of the shit that happened wouldn't have. Needless to say, it was rough. Every time I accomplished something one of the children… Continue reading Murphy’s Laws Of Motherhood
Why…WHY?! Can someone please tell me why the hell my toddler (aka The Demon) won't poop on the god damn potty? It’s been two weeks. Two freaking weeks of hell. Today I left him on the potty to grab his baby sister (The Kraken) and came back into the bathroom to poop everywhere. It was… Continue reading Why is there poop everywhere?